Rod Stewart And His Trains

I hate it when nonmodelers talk about model trains.

On The Right Track: Rod Stewart’s Model Train Collection

I’m not a lover of rock  music so when Model Railroader did a writeup of Rod Stewart’s layout a few years back, I said who?  Then I read the article and said wow, that’s great work.  Especially when it was obvious that Mr. Stewart did the work himself. A great model railroad isn’t something you can just buy, no matter how rich you are.  It’s a labor of love that involves developing real skills and tens of thousands  of hours of painstaking work.  Most model railroads are never finished and disappear when their builders pass on, making them more or less ephemeral works of art.

To call what Mr. Stewart does, “playing with trains” is a direct insult.  Nobody says about even the crappiest painter or sculptor that they are just “playing with paint” or “playing with clay.” The same for all sorts of hobbies Yet the tone that you get  when you admit to modeling trains is almost always the same.  Somehow building model train is playing with toys and you are doing something childish.  Somehow the idea that trains come in “sets” never seems to go beyond the train around the tree.

Which couldn’t be farther from the truth.  Model railroading involves a great number of skills that most hobbies don’t have.  For instance, you don’t get too far before you realize  that your favorite  prototype  train is just not being made, or isn’t being made in your railroad’s paint scheme. So you get out the saw and cut up that train set locomotive and add other parts, ending by repainting the engine in your colors.  Now you want a spur track on your railroad to service an industry.  You  might need  to learn  how to make your own track.  That industry, well that might involve digging into historical archives to figure out what the building did before it became a shopping mall.  As for how the railroad looks, those train set trees and vacuum formed tunnel get old fast, so you learn how to form hills and rocks, filling the hills with trees, that look like trees.  You research that stuff too.  In fact model railroading involves researching, photographing and studying far more than just the trains because the train need a reason to run and country to run through.

Almost no other hobby than model trains gets the kind of ridicule that model railroaders do.  Some of that is, unfortunately, self inflicted as model railroaders aren’t above poking a little at each other.  Still, I’m not sure what causes the stigma that goes with small trains.    Yet no other hobby requires the number of skills that model railroading, if done well does.  You work with more kinds of tools, frequently through magnification than just about anything else. I’ve seen hobbyists machinists for instance talk about having to deal with “small parts” that were larger than a typical modeling project.

Yet none of this seems to penetrate into the minds of the media.  It’s always “playing with trains.”  If it’s playing, it’s a lot of work.


  1. penneyvanderbilt · March 17, 2016

    Reblogged this on Ancien Hippie and commented:
    Call me a “tomboy” if you want, but I love model trains


  2. Pingback: QotD: Dissing model railroaders « Quotulatiousness

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